FLY-erworks!

Deep in my heart I just know
Right from the start, we will grow
Look where we are, we've come so far
And there's still a long, long way to...

*waving our lighters in the air*

Aren't we patriotic? Well, we ARE Singaporeans after all. Okay enough with the speech! Let's get on with the story.

Today, we went to town! Yay! What's so fun about that...? Nothing, just telling. Hehe. There was the National Day preview at Padang. We didn't know at first. I was waiting for Nina to arrive at City Hall when I realized there were lots of barricades and policemen. No no.. They were not tall, dark and handsome. They were OLD! *jeng jeng jeng*

After Nina came, we took a breather at the parapet when this OLD policeman started to usher us off because apparently we were blocking the "way". Yeah right.. So we shifted. Not far. Just a few meters away. Haha. We waited for Mors. Gosh! Waiting for him was like waiting for snow to fall in Singapore. See what I did there? Jokes concerning the country. HAHAHAHA!! Stop it Fae.

Our purpose going to town was to watch the fireworks but our plan went down the Singapore River, *stops to laugh*, because we were busy eating. We thought of sitting in the open area where we can get to see the fireworks. There were too many people. We figured they sat there due to the same reason we have. We don't blame them. Typical Singaporeans... *smiles*

What else were you expecting right, other than an artistic picture of FOOD by Mors..? Hahaha.. We sat inside instead, enjoying the yummy-ness. A few minutes into our food, we heard booming sounds. Dagnabbit! Was that an earthquake?! Nah.. It was just the fireworks. They started without us. Boohoo... At that point, almost everyone in the banquet were running outside trying to snap pictures. What the... In Malay terms, 'Jakon'. HAHAHA!

After we were done, we headed down to sit near the Esplanade. Such a beautiful sight. LOVE IT! We were expecting Mors' friend. Oops, forgot his name. He is a 'her'... It's complicated. Forget it. I shall not try to explain it. Just look at the picture.

See what I mean..? Hard to explain. Anyways, he's nice. Wait, she? Ah whatever! We spent the whole night by the bay. Snapped some disgusting pictures. No surprise there. Do you wanna see them?? I guess not. I shall keep it in the gallery and make this post a decent one. View it at your own risk, away from the public's eye. Haha.

As usual, at around 11plus, we walked back to the train station. Snapped more pictures there. Still, GROSS! Hahahah... Sorry.

THE LESSER THE FLIES, THE MORE THE FUN! (:

Lawatan ke Ladang Zaiton

23rd July 2010:
A day of hell of a laughter!

It started out pretty bad because Mors wanted to go clubbing with his buddies while Nina and I had planned to go shisha-ing. So we thought that Mors wouldn't be coming and left only with the two of us. But we still went with the plan.

At about 7pm, Mors decided to tag along. Yipee! He wouldn't have the heart to abandon us. Chey... MCM PHM! We reached our destination at around 7.30pm. Went upstairs to take a breather and did a little story-telling. Literally 'story-telling'. It's this new TV show called 'Pretty Little Liars'. It's effin' interesting and I'm still have yet to watch it. I need to find time!

For those who haven't watched yet, please do:

Right after Mors reached, we walked straight to THE place. According to Nina, it's nice and YUP!

It is.

"Hey Fae, where is that place?!"

It's Nabins. Doesn't it look more like Mabius instead. Nina told me about how she saw it as Mabius. I thought it was only her but if you were to look carefully, it does. The shisha is cheap. But the food, hmmm... I can say that it is expensive. Well, the freakin' place looked like a restaurant. Of course the food would be expensive.

The ambience was nice. We sat on top instead of below because they only let the people upstairs have shisha. Downstairs are for romantic dinners, business and stuff that does not have shisha in the picture. Haha! That was just a big guess.

The place was so comfortable. There were cushions everywhere. Smart Nina went to sit on the 'pillows' instead of putting it aside first. Nanti ada bisul macam mana..? LOL! While waiting for the food to arrive, we snapped a bajillion pictures. Mors bought a new camera!!

Mors took some pictures, Nina took some and I.. I took none. Apparently, I couldn't bring my camera anywhere nowadays since my attachment in Jurong Island. Sheesh!

When our food came, we started to menjamu selera. And the laughter began. I swear I felt like kicking Mors because he made me laugh so hard until I couldn't eat anymore. The joke of the day was about ZAITON! Hahahahaha! Zaiton is the Malay translation of Olive. There were so many jokes about Zaiton that I won't be putting up here. Like duh!

Sampai besok pun tak habis! If you wanna know and feel the excitement, come join us. Haha! I think I have done this twice now - promoting ourselves in public. Oopss.. Hehe. You are welcome to join us because the people we invited, MOST OF THE TIME, didn't turn up or gave some excuse not to turn up! LOL! Bukan marah, seronok.

There was a performance put up by this hot babe. We were just staring at her instead of watching her dance. She has nice assets for a Chinese lady. *give me a moment* Hahaha.. I'm not horny okay! Just stating the fact that she's hot and she can dance. She can be as hot as the sun but we would still make fun of her. That's the way we roll.

We slacked for a few hours shisha-ing our miseries away. What a feeling! Now, this reminded me of the moment we had on the way home in the train. I have no idea what we were talking about but it came to a point whereby we were talking about Mrs Menon. It's nothing bad, really. It's just this.

Cute huh??

Mors said that her hair have been maintained since the day we got in and left Siglap. We once saw that her hair was like this even when we weren't in the school yet. WOW! How did she do it?? Hair spray??

That's what Ms. Jamie Lee said during C'est La Vie, with confidence. In conclusion, she's a healthy woman. Haha! Seriously.

ZAITON NO. 5! COME TO THE FRONT PLEASE! (:

The Party Didn't Start Even We've Squeezed In

So we back in the club
Get that bodies rockin' from side to side...

16th July 2010:

Woohoo! We went partying babe!

There weren't any hot guys, or even girls, I must say. Pfft. But Nina saw a mixed-blooded woman that looks kinda hot. Haha.

I met Nina after work. She had a rough day; went to the zoo with the kids and all. NIGHTMARE! Mors wanted us to meet earlier at the very last minute when Nina haven't even siap yet. We were hungry so before we went out of the house, we ate. Haha! Sempat.

Dropped down at Tanah Merah, waited for Mors to arrive so we can board the train together. And... You know what we always do in the train..

Goodness.. Look at my face! Slim body but then, my hair looks like Frances Yip. WTF! According to Nina that is. Haha. We reached a little early, actually a lot. So we went to get our chops first. Took a breather while walking to Vivo to grab a bite. Okay, maybe 'a bite' is an understatement. We grabbed a meal. That's more like it.

We sat at Burger King to eat even when we've already eaten. We were hungry! Haha. The fun didn't stop there. We took some pictures to add some laughter while we were eating.

LOL!!

The first picture; Nina and I looked so makcik. The second; Mors was concentrating trying to cut his sundae. Hmmm... I didn't know that you need fork and spoon to eat a sundae pie. Haha!

We left at around 11.30pm. Walked slowly to Powerhouse thinking that the dance floor had started but nooooo... It didn't even start at all. The three of us were standing around the podium waiting for the right music. Ooh, before I forget, we saw our long lost secondary school mate, Wan Ting. It's good to see her again.

What was I talking about just now?? Yes, the song did not start even after one and a half hours have passed. Geez! Boring! We forced ourselves to be on the podium because of two reasons. One, we get fresh air and it's cooling. Second, we can scan everyone from on top of the podium. Hehe.

After dancing for about 2 hours, we got some drinks. Since Mors is not a student anymore, he had to pay cover charge. Every cover charge, two free drinks. Yeah! Mors got his cranberry juice, and Nina and I got Red Bull. We don't drink! Alcohol I mean.

The both of us went down the podium, and guess what?? Nina got sexually harassed! Eww.. Disgusting Indian dude. But then again, he is Indian so can't blame him. It's in his genes. I have no idea what's that supposed to mean. Haha.

Got our drink, sat at the stairs. We chilled for a while before dancing again. It's tiring okay! We had to take a break. Haha. The day ended normally. The song stopped around 3.45pm, we walked out and took a breather. Mors slept peacefully in the front seat of the cab. Hish, that dude. Sleep only...

It started drizzling when we alighted. It got a lot heavier when we sat at Anana's Cafe. Our hair were all standing because of the cold weather. It was killing us slowly. Mors continued sleeping after eating his cookie whereas Nina was trying to make herself feel warm and cozy...

We headed home around 7am. Talked and talked non-stop when Mors was happily sleeping and drooling away.

HAIL HAIL SPIT N DROOL! (:

After 6 months...

Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too...

10th July 2010:

Nina's mum invited me along to Le Baroque with her and her friends. Awww.. Thank you. She missed the Shagies. Me too! Actually, Abang Globe. HAHA! Not him, him. It's him playing the guitar moment. If you get my drift.

So, I'm supposed to meet them in front of Le Baroque at 10pm but apparently, when I reached, they just got into a cab from PaRis. How nice.. I waited for quite a while outside, looking at hot girls walking to and fro. *dreams* Okay, snap out of it! Hehehe...

I sat down and I saw the other band members coming in; the drummer, the bassist and Abang Globe! Yay! Alas, he didn't recognize me. He just stared at me for some time and went in. I felt so sad. Boohoo..

A few minutes later, Nina and company arrived. Like FINALLY! I was falling asleep out there, literally. We went in and got a seat at the front. Woohoo! Abang Globe smiled at me! He said he didn't recognize me without my glasses. No wonder he just stood at the doorway, squinting. Hmmm..

We sat down and they've just finished their second song in the first set. They were awesome, as always. After the first set ended, Olynn went down to talk to us. It's been so long! Wirda, Kak Kai's friend, was there too. She's funny! Love her!

Look! A 'burok' picture! They are not GONGZ but they know what to do when there's GONGZ. Hahaha... MCM PHM!

Nina and I went out to take a breather. Wirda and Kak Kai went to McD because Wirda was really hungry. Nina told me that she was stuffing twiggies into her mouth in the cab on the way here. Cute or what? Mors didn't come along to see The Shagies because he doesn't like bars, or watching live bands. He said that it makes him sleep. Unless there's some special occasion, then he'll be there. For example, Halloween Night.

While we were outside snapping some pictures, a dude came over and 'self invited' himself to the camera. Creeeepyyy... In my head, all I was thinking was he wanted to run away with the camera. Well, he have that potential 'camera-stealer' face. Haha.. I don't even know if there's such a term.

He gave up taking our picture because he thought that the camera was spoilt. Phew! That's a sign. Change to a new camera. Hahahah...

Wirda and Kak Kai came back. We snapped some pictures and went in after that. Nina's mum requested for 'She's Gone' and her friend requested for 'I'm Yours'.

Both of the songs were sung. Yipee! 'She's Gone' was... indescribable. Absolutely phenomenal. Goosebumps everywhere. Yanee, you do the best cover ever! Once the second set was done, Olynn, Yanee and Abang Globe went down to talk to us. Group photo!

A lot of bull and crap happened. Funny ones I mean. Kak Kai start sniffing Olynn and was really amazed by her armpit. Goodness.. Nina's mum was teasing me with Abang Globe. Why..?? What did I do wrong..?? Hahahaha... Nina and Olynn joined in the fun and played along. WTH! You people are mean.

Nina and Olynn started talking with Nina's mum. All three of them were like some makcik talking about supplement and what not. Haha. While they were being makciks, Wirda and Kak Kai were bullying me. They made faces and poked me. I felt like an object, not knowing what to do.

In the third set, a whole lot of teasing were happening on stage. I have no idea where to put my face. So embarrassing! It went on till the very end. Errgh..

Nina's mum went home with Kak Kai. Wirda and the rest had went home earlier. Left Nina and I. We wanted to watch the soccer game, so we hung out with Olynn and her gang. haha. They saw our burok-ness and we saw theirs. Cool isn't it? Behind the scenes of a musician.. And of course, us.

All I can say is, "What a night!"

After the soccer match, Olynn sent us home. Awww... so sweet. We were kinda worried too because we could see that Olynn was tired. Making an appearance now is MAK JAH! She would say, "Buat susah-susah ajer..." HAHAHAHAH!!

SHE SAID 'TE AMO', THEN SHE PUT HER HAND AROUND MY WAIST! (:

Chey Tap Toli!

Hey man! I'm tired of working all day.
I'm turning into a day-sleeping walking cliche.
Hey man! Let's wait until daylight fades,
And we'll join the dreamers and renegades.

I apologize for the late blog post.
Work is really taking most of our time. We feel so lifeless.
Wake up in the morning, off to work. Return home at night eat, and sleep.
That is how the cycle goes every effin' weekday!
Off to an awesome note!

09th July 2010:

We celebrated our Nenek's birthday. Haha. Our hip nenek from GONGZ. Now we can literally say that she is OLD, by a year. Hehe. Nina and I posted some happy birthday shout-outs going to our beloved NENEK. I even saw someone calling her Khatijah. Such a kampung name. Geez..

Anyways, we planned on meeting at 9pm. Nadh said she wanted to meet us earlier, like 8.30pm? Yeah right. When I alighted the train, I saw Nadh and Nina at the station. They were on the same train as me! Nina walked towards the escalator and saw NadH. I saw both of them from afar and started surprising them. Hehehehe... Mors reached quite early. We apologize for the lack of punctuality.

We walked slowly to Simpang because everyone was blowing puffs. Of course, except for Nadh. She's the nenek. It will be bad for her health. Hahaha! Like real...

Awww... Such a cute family. Maybe I should write about the history of GONGZ, how it was first 'founded'. Hehe. I think that will be interesting! It will take up the whole blog. Seriously. Opps.. A little sag-way.

We got a table and asked for the 'ME-NOO'. According to Mors, durh. Every Friday, he will eat his heart out. That's good. He doesn't really eat right in NS. He claims that everything there tasted bland. So when he books out, he will tend to have a particular craving and he will try to fulfill most of them. If can, ALL of them. HAHA!

While waiting for the food to be served, we watched the second telecast of the Spain vs. Paraguay and we were ranting about how Fernando Torres isn't that good of a player. He only played for the last fifteen minutes of the game and didn't even do much. I think that's basically it..

In the GONGZ family, everybody plays a role, in a way. The known ones would be, Nadh as the Nenek. Mors as the Datuk, Nadh's husband. In this picture, as you can see, it's Nadh, Nina's mother.

"Like mother, like daughter"

LOL! There were a few pictures of both of them being snapped. What kind of daughter doesn't want to take a picture with her mother on her birthday...? Not anyone in the GONGZ family I can think of, for the time being.

Maybe the last one is a little un-glam. Candid shot, I suppose. By who? MORS! He gets pleasure by snapping random candid shots of us and when he sees something 'burok', he would zoom in. Zoom in until he could see it clearly and laugh his eyeliner off. Like I said before, it wouldn't be a GONGZ photo snapping session if there aren't any 'burok' pictures. So there you go.

After we were done with our food, Mors was craving for something at Shop N Save. He and his cravings. We laughed non-stop, talking about diapers, pears, kiwis, tea and milk. That was one hell of a laugh.

I was irritating Nadh all the way from Shop N Save to the playground. You should see how she's like when she was in secondary school. Almost everyone didn't like her because she was too fierce. I didn't have a choice though. Knowing me, an irritating bitch, she became less fierce, or to say, not fierce at all. HAHAHAH! She lived with me for three freaking years. WOW!

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY NADHIRAH!

We celebrated it with a cute cake. But before that, there were funny and supernatural stories being told. Hehe. We snapped some pictures with the cake. And not forgetting with her! Hahaha... Just kidding. Our beloved Nenek.

Peek-Chaas:

We talked and laughed till midnight. It was a blast getting to see Nadh after so long and celebrating her birthday. YAY!

WANNA BE A CHICKEN HELPER PRODUCING SUSU NEK JAH? (: