We Feel Conscious. Are you..?

It's finally Friday, we're free again!

It's finally Friday, we're going out of control!
Forget the working blues and let the good times roll...

And I'm sure you guys would have known by now what day it is.
GONGZ meet-up day!

Nina ended school at 6pm. Not sure about Mors. I was at home sleeping like a pig after a 12-hours night shift for the last two days - 8pm to 8am.

We planned on meeting at 7pm, Tanah Merah, but I was late. Again. I apologize for being late. I was tired. I met them at the usual bus stop at 8pm and went straight to Simpang. On the way, laughed and laughed. About ghost disguising themselves as nyonyas and what not. Don't ask. HAHAHA!

Before we got to the seats, we went in Shop n Save to withdraw money because there wasn't any in my wallet. Maybe some dust and unimportant receipts. hehe. We queued up behind this dude while he was withdrawing money. He was at the ATM machine for quite some time. Picit punya picit, he turned and told us that there wasn't any money in it. What the hey, I went to withdraw still. Just trying my luck. And yup, like he said, no money. Well, at least I tried.

With no money in hand, we still went to eat. When it comes to food, no postponing for that. haha. Nina wanted to eat Roti John so we went to sit at the orange-tabled area. Mors was sad because there wasn't any steak. Tsktsktsk... The food there were expensive. One plate can cost up to $9. Crazy or crazy?! Crazy. Hahaha!

End up Mors ordered Mee Goreng. This was a funny moment. Mors could still ask whether the Mee was going to be white or red when it stated there clearly 'Indian Kitchen'. LOL! Of course, Indians always serve Red Mee.

While waiting for the food to arrive, we talked about the stall that just opened. I heard from a friend of mine that the stall sells rice with alcohol *malay accent*. Something to that effect. Not sure of that cause all the stalls there are HALAL. Mixfused. Hais...

After the food arrived, talked a bit more before we headed to Shop n Save. Mors wanted to buy Air Kacang Soya. Walked around just to get that drink. As we were walking, Mors was making up his mind on whether to buy ice-cream or not. I really don't understand this whole ice-cream issue that he has. haha.

Mors didn't buy his ice-cream. While waiting at the counter for Mors, looking at condoms, funny moment happened. I accidentally elbowed a woman thinking she was Mors. For some reason I wanted to lean on Mors but after the elbow, I just had to turn to confirm whether I got the right person. Nooo... it wasn't Mors. Luckily. I don't know what would have happened if I had leaned on her. Get a slap on my face..? Get kicked..? Being called a pervert..? All three..? Maybe.

Next stop, 7-11. Did some rounds in there and got out without buying anything. Wasted some precious time when Mors was already late to meet a blogshopper. Got on the train at 9.30pm. Mors' meeting with the blogshopper was at 9.30pm and by the time we reached Kembangan, it was 9.40pm. Forget it. We alighted and took the train back to Tanah Merah. So cartoon...

We did our little business in the toilet while Mors did a little bit more. haha. Waited for him until we made up some stupid story on the billboard. Really stupid. Walked slowly back to the playground. Talked about some Siglap teachers and the funny moments about them. Good old days. It all started with Mors singing the 'Lollipop' song and it reminded me of Mr. Bob.

Songs related:
Mrs. Shirley Goh - Torn by Natalie Imbruglia
Mrs. Menon - Staying Alive by Bee Gees
Miss Ng Kiew Ling - Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls
Miss Wendy Wong - What A Feeling by Irene Cara
Mr. Robert Chen - Lollipop by The Chordettes

I hope I didn't miss any other teachers that deserves to be mentioned. Those with a song that is. Ehem ehem... haha.

News on G!

Nina, Nadh and I are planning to watch The Last Song next week. Not too sure about the day and time but Nina will confirm again. For those who haven't watched it yet, don't watch it first. For those who have watched it, watch it again. hehe. Nadine might be tagging along.

PANIC-LY CALM, THE IRONY! (:

KaRRRimah and FRRRiends...

Don't you remember the fizz in a pepper..?

Peanuts in a bottle..?
No..?
Me too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Helloooo wonderful people! Fae's back with a brand new intro!
Rambling first before story time!
Wait, that's what I do all the time... Oh what my heck. hehe.

As all of you can see, the blog is kinda dead. KINDA?! Nooo... It's ALREADY dead. But chillax, it's just the blog, not me. LOL! After a trip to Pulau Ubin and two meet-ups, here I am. Sorry about that.

Oh anyways *wiggly movement*, we had a meet-up today! Well.. technically yesterday because it's already two in the morning. AND I'M NOT ASLEEP! I'm gonna be doomed tomorrow. Okay back to the story, yeah, we had so much fun. People, if you wanna unwind or distress *wonders whether the two words are of the same meaning*, you should meet us! You just have to sit in front of us and voila, you'll start laughing out of no particular reason. That's how powerful we are. HAHAHA!

No, seriously.
*tries hard not to laugh*

After a long day at work and at a friend's birthday celebration, all of us met at McCafe. Reminded me of the good old days. We planned to meet at 7pm but I reached at 6plus. So there I was sitting alone. Guess what I was doing.. You'll never guess it right. I was.... studying. Jeng-jeng-jeng. Yups. And coming from me, whoah! That's like a HUGE thing. HAHAH!

So, Syed Morsayad and Nadh came, and I started telling them a BOOMS story. Quite a big thing that happened. It wasn't bad, it was funny actually. I could hear only us making the most noise. Laughing that is, not any other funny noises. hehe.

After telling the story, talked a little bit about the recent video that has been circulating around the net. I'm not gonna say much about it. For those who have watched the video, all I have to say is that I'm not here to shame him but just to create a strong awareness that violence doesn't solve anything and will just put you in a very bad position at the end of the day.
Okay, I have to stop being so makcik. haha.

Nina arrived and took a seat. Less than 3 minutes, Syed dah nak berangkat to Fish & Co. He was really hungry, including Nadh. We went to Fish & Co. Nina, Nadh and Syed ordered food and the laughter began. Laughed non-stop hits till we were done, still laughing.

Took some pictures - glam and unglam. Normal of us. Went over to the toilet to take more pictures because according to Syed, the lighting was nice. Well.. it is. Nadh and I depressurized our relieve valves. haha. What I meant is, pee. Both of us had a stupid moment outside the cubicle.

Headed to White Sands to slack at Mcd. Talked more crap there. Laughed even more. Hais... cramped muscles everywhere - cheeks, stomach,etc. I must say that it's been too long already since we last met and yes, we had a great time. Tiredness all drained out from our fingertips and toe-tips. haha!

We jumped from one topic to another. It was so fast. I can remember us talking about "Salted Lips". That phrase has to be put out to the whole world to see. Lol. Even Mdm Priya used it back then. If an English teacher uses that, everyone should. Let's just hope that she uses it in Australia so that the Australians can help us spread the word. hahaha... Damn! Come to think of it, we should have copyrighted that phrase. HAHAHA!

We mentioned a bit here and there about some holiday plans coming up. Ooooh.. Can't wait for that.

Beyond Belief: Fag or Fig-tion
KaRRRimah also known as Nina, a writer, alongside with Syed a.k.a Mors, a comedian, are the founders and the producers of one of the best children's television series, KaRRRimah & FRRRiends. It is the pioneer of the contemporary educational television standard, combining both education and entertainment. It is well known for its characters created by Fae and Nadh. Furthermore, many of the songs written for KaRRRimah & FRRRiends have become "timeless classics" and one of the notable ones include 'Put Your Nuts In Your Mouth' which became a hit for The G Word in 2006.

LET'S TAKE A TRIP TO ANITA PUNYA SERAWAK! (:

Oh My God!

Ya Ha-BABI Yallah...
*to the tune of Meet Me Halfway by BEP*

I apologize for not updating the blog.
Have been doing a lot of sleeping. Teehee.

The three of us took a trip to Pulau Ubin!

It was AWESOME! We planned before that we wanted to go cycling. Doesn't matter day or night, just cycling. And FINALLY! We fulfilled it. There's still a long list of things we want to do. We shall find time.

We met at 11am when we were supposed to be at Changi Village at 10am. I was late. Oops. Mors was practising his speech for me to hear. Not really an angry one. You get my point. He usually practises everything before he said it, like ordering food. hahaha...

We went to the boat place to go to Pulau Ubin. Searched for a while but we got it in the end. When we arrived at the boat place, it's like somehow they were waiting for us. The Uncle asked us whether we were going to make a trip to Pulau Ubin. We said yes and he called for the other passengers to board with us. Efficient. I like it.

Once we reached our destination, we were acting all tourist-ish. haha. We were snapping pictures here and there, with the beautiful scenery. It's nice to step outside of Singapore for a change and away from Paris. There were mostly apeks around, fishermen.

We went to the information counter to get a map. I think going in without a map is like inviting trouble. haha. It was hot as hell. We haven't even start cycling, not even rent a bike yet, we already got all sweaty. Geez..

We surveyed all the rental shops to find the cheapest bike we can get. It ranged from $2-$5. Walked some more and found the cheapest we could get, $2. It's not bad for a bike at that cost especially when it is for the whole day.

We checked our bikes before we got on it. Nina and Mors checked the height of the seats while I checked the wheels. I was afraid that it couldn't carry my weight. hehe. Hey, you'll never know when the wheels would give in and burst in the middle of our trip. Better safe than sorry.

There were vans going in and out of this little path. Goodness. They should make it bigger. We were so excited that we didn't know which route to take. We followed our instincts, so we took whichever route possible. Of course not the creepy looking ones.

It was 12pm. There were not many people cycling. We went up the hill, back down, right turns, left turns and finally reached a dead end. A toilet was located there. Altogether 5 people there including us, lost. When the two of them left, we were left alone. We went to relief ourselves before riding back to where we started.

It was such a good work-out I must say. After a long time of not working out, I think this was a killer. We were sweating like pigs. Wait, I don't know about them but I was. It was tiring but fun! We enjoyed the breeze there. Nice!

Continued cycling about half an hour when we ended up at the same place twice. That was scary shit! I thought something paranormal happened but nah... We just cycled the same place. It was almost 1pm and there's no one there. Just imagine that we were there in the afternoon. I don't know what will happen to us if we were cycling at night. Dam-dam-dam!

We had to ride up this steep hill. OMG! The Chinese dudettes in front of us were pushing their bikes. We continued our journey till we found a shelter at the end of the island. Not really at the end but it was the end in our map. We killed time there. Had our lunch, listened to some music, talked crap and don't forget, LAUGHED!

Mors was happily feeding the ants his bread. GROSS! Nina brought sandwiches which some of them tested like soap. It was good, just tasted 'clean' that's all. haha. I tasted it but the rest didn't. Weird.

It started drizzling after a few minutes there. Some cyclists got to the shelter but we were occupying the whole place. haha. They wanted to stop but then they turned and rode back. We treat the shelter like our little house. Lied down, smoked and what not. Now it just sound like the pakciks at the coffee shop. LOL!

We got out of that place after 3pm. Found out the shortest way back. What the heck. Rode in like some mad person and got out so fast. Less than half an hour. There were more people there apparently. Anyways, it was great fun!

We waited for the boat. Got to snap some pictures. Everyone looked like zombies and our thighs were sore like fuck.

We reached Changi at 4plus. Got up the bus, and went straight to Paris to meet Au and Nadh. We sat at McD, waited for the two of them. I was freakin' hungry but wasn't that hungry after Nadh came. I think I waited too long till the hunger went away. Good.

Nadh reached around 7plus after her work ended. What else can I do when she comes? IPHONE! haha. Updates, of course. Talked crap and laughed again. Mors was kinda busy at the end of the meet-up. Businessman.

Nina introduced a song to Nadh. Funny song. Okay, it wasn't funny but I made it funny. HAHAHA! The song was from the movie 'I Can't Think Straight'. I watched the movie and it was so touching. The movie is about a woman, Tala, who is going to get married. When she saw Leyla, they fell in love. That's when complications happened because both of them are women.

Nina is going to lend me the book when it arrives. She bought it online as it is not sold in Singapore. Damn! If only Singapore legalized gay marriage, I would totally go for it. But I don't know what my parents would think about the marriage. Hmmm...

This is the trailer for those of you who haven't watch the movie.

MARI KITA BELAJAR BAHASA BUCU! (:

Semput. Terkejut. Mati.

Awesome hair right..?! Well, to me, it is.

Aqilah tagged along to Bugis with us yesterday to do their hair. Us? The usual trio featuring Nad. Mors wanted to do cornrows since, I don't know, 300 years ago. haha. Just kidding. Since late January. Finally, he grew his hair and got his cornrows. But it's temporary unlike Aqilah's.

We were to meet at 2pm but plans suddenly cocked up when Mors had to go to Clarke Quay to take his certificate. So I took my own sweet time to Bugis after 3pm. Nina was already there, reading in the library to calm herself down all due to Mors. Kesian.

While Mors was getting his hair done, I was in the East waiting for Nad. We got lost for a while on the second floor of Bugis Street as I was busy searching for a freaking escalator down when we were suppose to use the staircase at the exit. haha. Selenger bacin! We saw her at the second floor up the new escalator. Hais.. Fae, Fae.

Nad and I got in and we were in awe. Nice! I don't think I can do what the man is doing because firstly, I have Parkinson's. When my hand shakes, the parting will just go off. And secondly, my hand is clammy. I swear to God, the customer's hair, from dry it will become wet. HAHA!

Nina was busy flipping through the magazines looking at hair colour and the different hair styles in there. We saw quite a few crappy-doodle hairstyles and even more crappy-sheez models. Ada yang terperanjat beruk, ada yang nak tido, ada yang penat. Macam-macam.

Nina, Nad and I went to see some of the stuff that they sell like fingernails, hair extensions and fake eye lashes. There was a whole collection of it. From short to long and even bushy ones. I'm talking about the lashes. haha...

Once Mors was done, it was Aqilah's turn. Woohoo! Aqilah's hair was just... *finds word but don't know what it is* Anyways, we all went to Raffle's Hospital to eat at Banquet. After that, Mors left with Aqilah to Kallang while Nina, Nad and I took the bus to Paris.

On the bus, Nina and I were making fun of so many people. About vampires with mustaches, kepala bulat with selipar jamban and about the Indian man who sings "Thriller". Gosh... Stomach pain from laughing too much. Nad was just leaning against the window, stoning. She looked darn shagged. Get some rest, girl.

Nad alighted at Tampines and we continued our journey to Paris. We waited at McD for Mors and saw the Gay Buddies. Kieth looked so buff now. So very the different. He's in NS. It will explain the buff-ness but he is a clerk. Hmmm...

Sat around at the smoking area till.. you all should know what time by now.. teehee.

DA-KE-DA-KE-DAK. (:

Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You...

I said if you're thinking of being my brother, it don't matter if you're black or white.
Oh Michael Jackson..
Sorry for the random-ness. teehee.

Today was a very long day!

From morning till the evening, Nina, Mors and I had a seminar to attend to. It was more of an award ceremony than a seminar. There were a lot of Malays I must say and from different sexual orientations too. No, no. It wasn't a GAY seminar, it was business.

I was suppose to meet Mors and Nina at City Hall MRT station by 10.30am but I overslept and ended up meeting them at 11.30am. HOHO! Sorry... We got to talking with Mors' cousin. Very the friendly. There were some other people too.

We had to follow a dress code for the seminar. White top with black bottom. But what the hey, there were some who wore red, grey and whatever not. We had to be seated inside Victoria Concert Hall by 1pm so siang-siang we already went in. Once inside, we just sat there and did nothing basically. Talked about smelly shoes and made stupid noises. haha!

We were seated at 12plus and were so restless. Mors was starting to feel sleepy because he went clubbing the day before. Mors took a little nap while Nina and I took out our books to read. Imagine from 12plus till 2pm, just sitting inside watching the others get seated. It felt more like a Malay convention instead. hehe.

Few minutes before the seminar started, there was an irritating song being played over and over again. Gosh! More than five times. That song was annoying enough but they didn't stop there. They had to annoy us more by playing another irritating song when the promotees were going up the stage.

After the first badge have taken their respective certificates, they played a new song. It sounded like BOND but a more screechy version. We couldn't take it anymore and just had to leave our seats to take a breather. We went out and were very relieved. Got to stretch our legs a little.

We talked to Fauzi and got to merepek here and there. Anyways, we realized that the food on the table outside were gone when we got out of the hall. That was fast! Like what Mors said, we should have "bukak sikit". haha! We tangkap glam for a while before going back in.

It was the directors turn to give their speeches. I was so bored that I asked for Nina's phone, to play games. At least I didn't sleep. That will be rude! haha. Khusyuk main until I finished the game. Yessa! The whole thing ended at around 5plus and we started to make our way to Lau Pa Sat. It wasn't far.

Satu rombongan walked there. Sempat we stopped by this apek ice-cream, to buy ice-creams. We were hungry! From morning till nearly 6pm. It felt like fasting, I swear. We were left behind but we catch up, eventually. There were free flow of satays. 4,00 sticks altogether. What my heck! I'm just imagining one person eating that much satay. Eeeww!

Chillax, there were like more than a hundred people there. We had a great time, with people standing up on chairs, people carrying chairs and more. We thought, since the others carried chairs, why not we carry the tables..? haha! We did a little Kallang Wave that felt never-ending. Nyonyas and apeks around were kind of shocked and some were cursing under their breaths. Kecoh habis!

Mdm Yeay made an appearance today while we were eating satay. It's been a long time since she last appeared. Hais.. After the satay session, Mors had a debriefing. Then, it was time to go home...

ANYTHING THAT'S WORTH HAVING, IS SURE ENOUGH WORTH FIGHTING FOR. (: