June 5, 2010

The Day We 'Membapokkan Diri'

When you look me in the eyes...
When I look into your eyes...
Whenever, wherever...

04062010:
Thank God it's Friday!
GONGZ DAY!

Mors planned to cut his hair and he did! We met at 6pm at Tampines MRT station to go to Snips Avenue. We waited for an hour just to cut Mors' hair BALD. We sat outside the salon talking about gay stuff. A lot of gay stuff. While talking, we saw this dude who was irritating Mors, only by his presence. Because he was too gay till Mors couldn't take it. haha. It's possible.

At around 7plus, we went inside and continued our conversation. This time, our conversation was being heard by this two gay girls. One of the girls was listening but was not discreet about it. We caught her looked at us and laughing along. What my heck. Weird... Anyways, Mors was called to cut his hair.

Mors: I want to cut my hair botak because I'm going NS.

Dude: Type 1 or Type 2?

Mors: Got type one ah?

What an interesting conversation. hahaha.. The first hair that fell was traumatic for me. I think the thought of him being bald was too extreme for me to handle. Mors asked the dude to cut his hair from the back first because he did not want to see himself bald. I understand.

Mors becoming bald

It took Mors only a few minutes to accept that he was bald. Mentally prepared I guess. Now he looked MANLY! He doesn't have that gay look anymore. Awww... That's sad. He can so fit in well with all the other guys in camp. haha.

We were an hour late to meet Nina at Tanah Merah. She was really hungry. If I were her, I'll be really mad. A hungry woman is an angry woman. 'Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad'. LOL! Nina saw Mors' head. After a while, it wasn't that funny funny anymore. I got used to the baldness. He didn't look that bad actually.



Nat came after we ordered our food and drinks. She got lost for a moment. Played a little hide-and-seek behind the staircase. hehe. While we were talking, the rain fell. Everybody who sat outside were running for cover, including us. Nat ordered her drink but it didn't come after her food finished. Nice...

There were updates here and there. We filled Nat in on ours too. Apparently she missed a lot. Never mind. At least you came down today. Woohoo! We started reminiscing on our secondary school days especially the Hari Raya moment in Au's home. About that fridge which stinks so bad. Mors with so much confidence thought it was Au's fringe that stink. WTH! But it was still funny none the less. HAHAHA!

Laughed some more till our stomach hurts. Damn! Nek Jah should have stayed inside instead of making an appearance. hahaha... If we had continued on laughing, I think each of us will have abs by the end of the day. We left to go to 7-11 to buy some drinks.



Sat at the usual playground for a few minutes before I had to go home. Sobsob. Today was the Friday when I had to go home early. It's Friday for God's sake! Well.. I got to see the lovely amigos and also, I hope not the last, to see Mors before he goes off to camp on Tuesday.

CRUNCH KODONG! (:

June 4, 2010

Spawn Of The Thirsty Rhinosaur

Underneath the froth, there's an endless story.
That's the drink I chose.




02062010:
Jamming session babe! The three amigos met at 5plus. Wow! I feel so the rock star-ish. I don't know why. teehee.

Anyways, we've decided to focus on one song to cover and perfect it. That song will be 'Need You Now' by Lady Antebellum. I am so in love with them! They are what I call TALENTED musicians. For those of you who are way behind in the music industry, listen!



Back to the jamming session, we sang some of our originals that had been collecting dust for a while. Songs like 'Never Again' and 'Gone'. While Mors and Nina went to buy Subway sandwiches, I was busy coming up with a tune for 'Gone'. The previous tune sound a little National Day-ish. haha.

We jammed till about after dusk at the interchange. Talked about House and House-isms when suddenly it turned out to be a very funny conversation.

Nina: I hate Amber. She's trying to act all sexy when she sat on House. *barfs*

Mors
: (Confident) Is she Chinese?!

I wasn't sure if Mors was listening to the conversation or just plain slow. Maybe both. What a moment. We discussed about Mors buying a jellyfish hat and he wanting to cut his hair botak. His reason was 'try to get use to it'. When he explained how he wanted to cut his hair I laughed. He wanted it bald except for the fringe. Hmmmm...



I think this will fit him perfectly. HAHAHA! Oh, I'm melting already. LOL! I'm sure I'll get killed for this. But what the hey.. We walked to White Sands because he wanted to buy his hat. Went round and round, still no hat. We gave up and sat at McD. Conversation started, the laughter too. Look at our creation! Kacip Mak Jah! *slurpss*



We played with matches, some sachets of sugar, ice lemon tea and serviettes. And voila! It is guaranteed that this will make your bones stronger especially for those in between 60 to 80 years of age. hahaha...

There was also another conversation whereby Mors mentioned that Mrs. Rajan is pure Japanese and Mrs. Menon is pure Chinese. Hais.. What is happening to our friend? I think he's too stressed out about his NS. Chillax... You still have 4 more days left.



Oh! We're so gonna miss him! His meanness, vain-ness, slowness and whatever that made him, HIM. 2 weeks! I'm not being all melodramatic here. I'm being serious. Boohoo....

SEAN KINGSTON'S SONGS ARE FAT! (:

June 3, 2010

What's Rump..?

Do you still remember this?

Here I am
Drowning in this love
Crying in the dark
Won't you save
me?



Like I've mentioned in the previous post, we wanna be FAMOUS!
More of rock stars really.

You can see the resemblance of Nina and I in here. Obviously Nicole Scherzinger is Nina, can't possibly be me. I think I might just get that pretty little dress ripped because of my fatness. Haha. Slash would be me because I play the guitar and also, by looking at his glasses, that's just Nek Jah's trademark right there. Big fat chance for me to grow long hair and wear a magician's hat but it's worth the try. LOL!

31052010:
Nina, Mors and I met for a little jam of our own. Nina and Mors were to meet at my place but then, Mors couldn't make it, so I went all the way to Mors' place. We finally got together under a block around 8pm and we started with the songs we've planned to cover. There were like 8-10 songs altogether. Whoah!

We tried a few of the songs. Some of them didn't sound right I must say, because of the chords I played. hehe. After a really good warm-up, we sang songs that had duets in them so Mors could have a part to sing. A PART not back-up. haha. There were two songs - Broken Strings by James Morrison featuring Nelly Furtado and Need you now by Lady Antebellum.

La-di-da-di-da! We moved on to singing our originals; Here I Am. That was a blast! Firstly, Nina forgot how the song went. And secondly, she forgot the lyrics. I wrote down the lyrics confidently after which Nina found an error. Okay, I edited it. Then, she found out the error I made before was changed into another stupid error. How interesting!

First error:
I'm still loving you and your selfish yours

Second error:
I'm still loving you and your selfish waste


Correct Version:
I'm still loving you and your selfish ways

That cracked us up for a good 2 minutes. Nina and Mors laughed till they jumped off the chair. Awesome shit! I wish we could have recorded that priceless moment.



At 10pm, we went to the nearest coffee shop to get some food. Prata! We ended up with more than just a prata. HAHA! Snapped pictures here and there. Talked and laughed a little. Normal.

It was still early. We decided to go back to the previous place to sing but there was a dude sleeping peacefully so we didn't continue. We sat next to him, not really next to him, and shared ghost stories. The way we shared was as if the place we were sitting wasn't next to a cemetery. Yups! CEMETERY!

LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN! (:

May 30, 2010

Joget Chubaka

One quick question,
Have you seen a monk wearing a 'fernando' before?

Neither have I.
Well don't worry, the time will come. hehe.



See this picture..? This will happen to Mors in about a week. He's going for National Service. Awww... We're so gonna miss him! You might be wondering why this picture. HAHA!

It is because Nina and I gave a suggestion to Mors that since his hair is too precious to him, he should bring a 'fernando' when he book out to cover his you know, baldness? hehe. So Mors, if you're reading this, picture this man with a fedora instead of the silly hat he's wearing. Sorry, no offense. Nina also suggested to Mors to walk around with an orange robe around him after his stay-in. Isn't that hot or hot? HOT. HAHAHAH!

28o52010:
Nina, Mors and I met at White Sands around 7plus. That was when we started to talk about this whole NS thingy. Mors is gonna book in on 8th June! This is unfair! There's so much to do with so little time. Dramatic much. haha.

The three of us started feeling hungry. Not really much of hungry actually, we just wanted to munch something. Anything. So we went down to NTUC. As usual, Mors bought his ice-creams. 4 sticks and a tub. You decide whether that's a lot. Nina and I walked around a little, searching for something to buy. And finally, we decided to buy Subway.

Nina and I bought our tuna sandwiches and bubble teas. Headed to the interchange. That place really brought back gazillion memories. From secondary school all the way to the times we played the guitar and made some crappy music.



Yup. This is one of the stupid things they made me do. Laughed so much talking about serious massive random shizz and the weird sounds that we made. I swear to God the sit-ups that we do will be enhanced by the laughter that we did. HAHAHAH!

We brainstormed for some songs we're gonna cover. This time we will start doing covers and making songs again. We are going to try aiming to be P-H-A-M-O-U-S! And YES WE CAN! *Obama's voice in the background* hehe.


Beyond Belief: Fag or Fig-tion
Joget Chubaka is an art form that generally refers to movement of the hands and knees, used as a form of expression, social interaction or presented in a spiritual setting. The dance was performed by a species of 'walking beards' called the Chubakas. It first started out as a mating call. The male Chubaka would engage in a specific series of elaborate movements which will then be performed by the female Chubaka to judge their fitness as a potential mate. This was then witnessed by Fae, a loyal warrior from the Underworld. She found this dance rather weird but interesting and now has opened a dance center for little kids to help express their emotions through the dance. There is also music accompaniment by Trista the Cowardly Lion. (watch video above)

LMFEO - LAUGH MY FUCKING EYELINER OFF! (:

May 28, 2010

Check Out That Tight Ass!

26052010:
Nina, Nadh and I went to watch a movie. WOOHOO!
Lagu terakhir...

"Life was much like a song. In the beginning, there is mystery. In the end, there is confirmation. But it's in the middle where all the emotion resides to make the whole thing worthwhile."



The three of us have read the book, we cried, and O-M-G, the movie made us cried some more. Hais...

We planned on meeting at 6.15pm but guess what..? I was late AGAIN. I seriously think that I have a problem. From now on, I'll try to be punctual. TRY. haha. Anyhoo, the movie started at 7.15pm and I wasn't there yet. Went in at 7.25pm. Oooopppssss...

10 minutes! Of course Nadh didn't get to see the first 10 minutes while Nina and I have watched it. This is our second time but we still cried. Boohoo! I was crying so bad and darn it, I didn't bring any tissue. In the middle of the whole crying process, finally Nadh offered her packet of tissue. It took her a while. haha.

"Why didn't you ask?", she said. Oh how the hell would I know that she was holding it. I was concentrating on crying. LOL! For those of you who don't want to watch it because Miley Cyrus is acting in it, you should seriously watch. Put aside your hatred and watch it with an open mind. Make peace. HAHAHA! Terlebih paham.

Trailer for 'The Last Song'


After the movie, we went to KFC for our dinner. Talked and laughed as usual. Awesome shizz.. Sat in there till 10pm. Goodness. And we headed to White Sands. Berangkat at 11.40pm.

NEXT UP, HORROR MOVIE! (: